Fighter Flight - Episode 66

An acquaintance of Falk's has dates to the barn dance with two women on the same night. Can Falk steer them away from catastrophe? Will guns be involved? Listen to find out!

Fighter Flight, episode 66 of This Gun in My Hand, was piloted by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, information on how to subscribe, and to buy my books, such as Little Heist in the Big Woods and Other Revisionist Atrocities. What would make you join a group of aviation-themed crime-fighters? This Gun in My Hand!

Show Notes:
1. Take a sharp right at the end of Diagon Alley and you end up in Terf Alley.

2. The surname Cusamano was taken from a character on The Sopranos. Martha Raye (1916-1994) was a comic actress and singer. Raydeen was one of the Shogun Warriors robots. Moscardino is an Italian name that can refer to types of hawk or sparrowhawk, according to the internet.

3. “Flick Zoltan” was a fake name Falk used in Episode 12, “Made in the Shade.” “Flinch Zipjam” was a sad sack version of Falk from a parallel dimension, introduced in Episode 51, “Flinch Zipjam in the Negative Space.”

4. Captain Fearless, Captain Fight, Captain Flag, Captain Freedom, Sergeant Twilight, Captain Glory, Captain Valiant, and Captain Victory are names of actual public domain superheroes. When Falk and Gilbert talk about Captain Marvel, they mean the one from Fawcett Comics, not the later versions from Marvel Comics.

Credits:
The opening and middle transitional music clips were from the public domain film The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950). Songs used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals.

Music at the barn dance, in order:

Music Title: Mystery!
Composed by Milton Ager, Joseph A. Cirina, Cliff Hess and Howard E. Johnson.
Performed by Paul Biese’s Novelty Orchestra
Recorded December 16, 1919
License: Public Domain
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Antique_Phonograph_Music_Program_Various_Artists/Antique_Phonograph_Music_Program_05052009/Mystery_1254/

Music Title: He Used To Be Your Man But He’s My Man Now
Composed by Perry Bradford
Performed by Johnny Dunn’s Original Jazz Hounds, vocals by Edith Wilson
Recorded December 14, 1922
License: Public Domain
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/Antique_Phonograph_Music_Program_Various_Artists/Antique_Phonograph_Music_Program_272012_Live_from_Brooklyn_Farmacy__Soda_Fountain/Edith_Wilson_And_Johnny_Dunns_Original_Jazz_Hounds_-_07_-_He_Used_To_Be_Your_Man_But_Hes_My_Man_Now_1788/

Music Title: Hillbilly Swing
By Kevin MacLeod
License: Creative Commons Attribution 4.0
https://filmmusic.io/song/5705-hillbilly-swing

The image accompanying this episode is a modified detail of the cover of Cosmopolitan magazine, May 1941, painted by Bradshaw Crandell.

I Think You Better Come See This - Episode 65

What terrifying vision compels the Wordsmith to summon Falk Zildjian, and why can’t he just explain it over the phone? Listen to find out!

I Think You Better Come See This, episode 65 of This Gun in My Hand, was written, performed, edited and produced by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, information on how to subscribe, and to buy my books, such as Little Heist in the Big Woods and Other Revisionist Atrocities. What’s keeping you from just describing the situation over the phone? This Gun in My Hand!

Show Notes:
1. This episode was partly inspired by an episode of Deep Space Nine in which someone told Sisko over a communicator, “I think you better come see this,” because the writers wanted to show and not tell, I guess.

2. The first pre-sweetened cereal was Ranger Joe Wheat Honnies, produced in 1939. It was similar to the puffed wheat cereals still produced today under the names Golden Crisp and Honey Smacks. Jesse Rogers starred as Ranger Joe on a Philadelphia tv station from 1950-1952.

3. Listen to the fake commercial in episode 59, “Publisher War Zone,” for more details about Pizzicato, formerly the Parabellum City Area Transit System.

3. That’s a real commercial in the middle of this episode. Listen to Blazed All Our Lives wherever you find podcasts.

Credits:
The opening and middle transitional music clips were from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), and the closing music was from Killer Bait (1949), both films in the public domain. Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals.

Dial tone taken from short instructional film Introduction to The Dial Telephone (1936).

Title: Traffic mel 1.wav
By malupeeters
License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0
https://freesound.org/people/malupeeters/sounds/191350/

Sound Effect Title: telephone.mp3 (ring)
By Werra
License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0
https://freesound.org/people/Werra/sounds/78565/

Sound Effect Title: House Front Door Inside 3.wav
License: Public domain
https://freesound.org/people/saturdaysoundguy/sounds/388027/#

Sound Effect Title: Kitten Meowing.wav
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/lolamadeus/sounds/196251/

The image accompanying this episode is a modified detail of the cover of Phantom Detective, Vol. 53, No. 1 (March 1949). Art by Rudolph Belarski. Public domain.

They Don't Call Me Spy Detainer - Episode 64

The moment you’ve been waiting for! Falk fights back-to-back with a comic book and movie serial superstar who couldn’t keep the momentum going when he switched from espionage to crime-fighting after the war and faded from memory: Spy Smasher! Which spies need smashing? Find out!

They Don’t Call Me Spy Detainer, episode 64 of This Gun in My Hand, was covertly surveilled by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, information on how to subscribe, and to buy my books, such as Little Heist in the Big Woods and Other Revisionist Atrocities. How can you tell where my loyalties lie? This Gun in My Hand!

Show Notes:
Spy Smasher is a public domain comic book character who first appeared in Whiz Comics Number 2 (February 1940). You can find the complete twelve chapter cliffhanger serial Spy Smasher from 1942 on Youtube at https://youtu.be/lQhrlF8goDM . Full issues of Whiz Comics and Spy Smasher comics are available at https://digitalcomicmuseum.com .

Credits:
The opening and ad break music clips are from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), and the closing music is from Killer Bait (1949), both films in the public domain. Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals.

Some music and sounds taken from the public domain serial Spy Smasher (1942).

Sound Effect Title: Smash.ogg
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/egomassive/sounds/536777/

Sound Effect Title: G26-23-Fight Scuffle.wav
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/craigsmith/sounds/438342/

Sound Effect Title: Cutlery drawer
License: Public Domain
http://soundbible.com/591-Cutlery-Drawer.html

Sound Effect Title: Light bulb breaking
By Mike Koenig
License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0
http://soundbible.com/105-Light-Bulb-Breaking.html

Sound Effect Title: Gun Fire
By GoodSoundForYou
License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0
http://soundbible.com/1998-Gun-Fire.html

Sound Effect Title: Real Colt 45 M1911 (shot)
By Carmelomike
License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0
https://freesound.org/people/Carmelomike/sounds/255216/  

Sound Effect Title: Various Handcuff Sounds
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/jtnewlin13/sounds/349864/

Sound Effect Title: footsteps cellar.wav
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/gecop/sounds/545030/

The image accompanying this episode is a modified detail of a panel from Whiz Comics Number 2 (February 1940), public domain, artist unknown.

Eye Captain and the Wannabes of Tomorrow - Episode 63

Will Falk survive a team-up attack by The Antidisestablishmentarianist and a budding vigilante who hasn’t settled on a hero name yet? Was Stichomythia an ancient Greek hero? Listen to find out!

Eye Captain and the Wannabes of Tomorrow, episode 63 of This Gun in My Hand, was established by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, information on how to subscribe, and to buy my books, such as Little Heist in the Big Woods and Other Revisionist Atrocities. What’s my special power or ability? Defusing tense situations between wannabe crime-fighters. And also This Gun in My Hand!

Show Notes:
1. I missed the word “chrysanthemum” in the first round of the seventh grade spelling bee. The next speller got the word “column.” What a crock.
2. Alan previously appeared in episodes 24, 59 and 61. He played one of the four guys singing around a burning barrel in episode 44.

Credits:
The opening and middle transitional music clips are from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), and the closing music was from Killer Bait (1949), both films in the public domain. Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals.

Sound Effect Title: footsteps cellar.wav
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/gecop/sounds/545030/

The image accompanying this episode is a modified detail of the public domain cover of Dime Mystery Magazine, Volume 35, Number 3 (October 1947). Artist unknown.

Can We Talk? - Episode 62

Can Falk bite his tongue long enough to record a radio commercial? Was it a bad idea to get an agent? Is Stichomythia an ancient Greek hero? Listen to find out!

Can We Talk?, episode 62 of This Gun in My Hand, was garbled by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, information on how to subscribe, and to buy my books, such as Little Heist in the Big Woods and Other Revisionist Atrocities. What keeps this harmonica in my hand safe from those who would take it? This Gun in My Hand!

Show Notes:
1. Gary Mackinder, theatrical agent to Parabellum City’s finest crime-fighters, appeared in episodes 11 and 26, and was name-dropped in episodes 37 and 50.

2. The US Marines landed at Foochow on the China coast in 1934. 

3. The bit about drinking a complimentary glass of milk before trying to sing & perform is autobiographical. Except I was playing guitar and possibly singing back-up for my cousin Audrey at a coffee shop. Water is your best bet.

4. When they talked about “transcribed” radio shows in the 1930s, they meant recorded, not “transcribed” in the linguistic sense of a written version of some spoken event.

Credits:
The opening and middle transitional music clips are from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), and the closing music is from Killer Bait (1949), both films in the public domain. Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals.

Sound Effect Title: Radio tuning-static-interference
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/quantumriver/sounds/552160/

Sound Effect Title: Punch.wav
By ztrees1
License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0
https://freesound.org/people/ztrees1/sounds/134934/

Sound Effect Title: Punch 1
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/peridactyloptrix/sounds/209765/

Sound effect title: Hitting in a Face
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/florianreichelt/sounds/460509/

Sound effect title: Punch in the face
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/Huminaatio/sounds/390462/

Sound Effect Title: Cow moos
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/JosephSardin/sounds/177253/

Sound effect title: bustle in the pub
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/organicmanpl/sounds/403285/

Sound Effect Title: Flat Button Clicks
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/Phil25/sounds/202909/

The image accompanying this episode is a photo of voice actors and live sound effects creators of the radio show Gang Busters recording in New York, circa 1930s. I changed the CBS sign on top of the microphone to WPBC and cropped the edges.

The Boy Who Cried What’s That Thing in Ya Hand - Episode 61

A fifth child has gone missing. Will Falk track them down before it’s too late, or discover the whole thing was a hoax? What percentage of Albanians speak Portuguese? Listen to find out!

The Boy Who Cried What’s That Thing in Ya Hand, episode 61 of This Gun in My Hand, was made up by your imaginary friend Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, information on how to subscribe, and to buy my books, such as Little Heist in the Big Woods and Other Revisionist Atrocities. How are you going to escape from this situation, my little hog-tied pork chop? With This Gun in My Hand!

Show Notes:
1. Alan first appeared in Episode 24 at Gristle Park, and on the bus in Episode 59.

2. The abandoned grade school has been the setting for episodes 1, 3, 22 and 38. 

Credits:
The opening and fake commercial music clips are from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), and the closing music is from Killer Bait (1949), both films in the public domain. Another brief segment of music accompanying narration is from the public domain film The Scar (1948, aka Hollow Triumph). All are modified or incomplete versions of the originals.

The image accompanying this episode is a modified detail of the cover of public domain comic book Crime Must Pay the Penalty No. 9 (August 1949), art possibly by King Ward.

Hush, Sweet Zildjian - Episode 60

Seventeen citizens lie in the grass, their minds devastated – caught in the psychic crossfire between a boisterous trencherman and a woman who dominates with a whisper. Will Falk Zildjian be permanently hushed? Listen to find out!

Hush, Sweet Zildjian, episode 60 of This Gun in My Hand, was mucked and chewed and whispered windily by Rob Northrup. Featuring Ernesto as the purring of Pyewacket. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, information on how to subscribe, and to buy my books, such as Little Heist in the Big Woods and Other Revisionist Atrocities. What added such flavor to the savory meal before me? This Gun in My Hand!

Show Notes:
1. Pyewacket was the feline familiar of the witch played by Kim Novak in the 1958 film Bell, Book and Candle.

2. “Doberman & Collie” is a buddy cop radio show featured in a fake ad in Episode 17. Parabellum City’s hardest detectives were eventually assigned new partners, now appearing on “Collie & Pit.” Not sure if Doberman left after season two due to a contract dispute or because Hollywood beckoned, but the show seems to be picking up steam after his replacement by young Philip Michael Bullworth as Rico Pit. (In real life, I recently walked past the yard that inspired Doberman & Collie and this time I was barked at by a Collie and a Pit Bull. Whatever happened to the real Doberman, we wish him well.)

3. Did you catch all the minced oaths in the commercial? “Zounds,” a contraction of God’s wounds. “Gosh,” a variant on God. “Egad,” another variant on God. “Strewth,” a contraction of God’s truth. “Judas Priest,” a soundalike phrase to avoid saying Jesus Christ. “Dickens,” a substitute for The Devil. “Dagnabbit” = God damn it. “By Jim,” to avoid saying By God. “Consarn,” authentic frontier gibberish that sounds like God damn. “Darnit” = damn it.

Credits:
The opening and middle transitional music clips are from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), and the closing music is from Killer Bait (1949), both films in the public domain. Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals.

Sound Effect Title: Park ambience - mostly birds
License: public domain
https://freesound.org/people/Mafon2/sounds/274175/#

Sound Effect Title: Rain - shower
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/Alayan/sounds/396335/

Sound Effect Title: Cat meow
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/TRNGLE/sounds/362652/

Sound Effect Title: Car_motor_Sound.m4a
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/Blizzard123/sounds/504633/#

Sound Effect Title: Electric razor
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/dylanperitz/sounds/452367/

Sound Effect Title: Electric razor 8 - travel razor
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/giddster/sounds/434991/

The image accompanying this episode is a modified detail of the cover of Detective Novel Magazine, Vol. XIX, No. 3 (July 1947), public domain, artist unknown.