Showing posts with label Regina. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Regina. Show all posts

Sunday, November 7, 2021

Dial M for Merlot - Episode 41

Comic book cover art of a gorgeous red-headed woman in a blue negligee with sheer sleeves, holding a corded phone to her ear.

How did the Queenpin of Crime get Falk’s phone number? Why is she calling so late and slurring her words? Oh. Oh! Listen right now!

Dial M for Merlot, episode 41 of This Gun in My Hand, was fermented in small batches by Rob Northrup. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, information on how to subscribe, and to buy my books, such as Little Heist in the Big Woods and Other Revisionist Atrocities. How did I get your number? This Gun in My Hand!

This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog.

Show Notes:
1. Regina is confused. The first person who claimed, “Acoustics are funny in Parabellum City. Everybody sounds alike,” was Petra in Episode 5, The Quiz Scam, not Falk.
2. Cristobal Bronski is not related to Blackagar Boltagon.
3. I know how to pronounce “hearth,” but Emerald Ash Borer doesn’t.
4. Falk apologizes to Emerald Ash Borer for the big super battle (“Secret Wars on Critical Hearths”, Episode 37, Strikeforce Shakespeare) because the whole thing was engineered as a diversion by Falk. 

Credits:
The opening music clip and the music just before the commercial were from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), and the closing music was from Killer Bait (1949), both films in the public domain. Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals.

The barber shop quartet is a clip from a Pabst Blue Ribbon Beer commercial. Not sure what year it’s from. Public domain. 

Sound Effect Title: RotaryDialPhone.wav
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/Sailor55/sounds/265491/

Sound Effect Title: telephone.mp3 (ring)
By Werra
License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0
https://freesound.org/people/Werra/sounds/78565/

The image accompanying this episode is a modified detail of the cover of Boy Loves Girl No. 28 (October 1952). Public domain art by Fred Kida.

Sunday, April 25, 2021

The Long, Dark Night Vision Scope of the Soul - Episode 17

Where are those gunshots coming from? What does it mean to be a good guy with a gun? Can Petra help Falk get past this low point? Is Madonna the 2nd biggest criminal in Parabellum City? Find out!

The Long, Dark Night Vision Scope of the Soul, episode 17 of This Gun in My Hand, was sighted-in by Rob Northrup. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, notes, information on how to subscribe, and to buy my books, such as Little Heist in the Big Woods and Other Revisionist Atrocities. Who says? This Gun in My Hand!

This episode is also available on Youtube, and in audio formats other than mp3 on archive.org.

Music and Sound Effects Credits:

The opening and middle transitional music clips were from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), and the closing music was from Killer Bait (1949), both films in the public domain. Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals.

Emerald Ash Borer’s theme music is
Title: Flight of the Carpenter Bee
By Steven Arntson
License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0
https://archive.org/details/Bildungsroman-7512

The music during Doberman and Collie ad is a modified version of
Title: Chase Scene
by ROZKOL
License: Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 International
https://freemusicarchive.org/music/ROZKOL/Rust_Symptoms/ROZKOL_-_Rust_Symptoms_-_09_Chase_Scene

Title: Footsteps Dress Shoes Wood Floor.wav
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/allrealsound/sounds/161756/

Title: Real Colt 45 M1911 (shot)
By Carmelomike
License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0
https://freesound.org/people/Carmelomike/sounds/255216/

Title: Walking on pavement.wav
License: Public domain
https://freesound.org/people/JohnsonBrandEditing/sounds/244310/

Title: Traffic mel 1.wav
By malupeeters
License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0
https://freesound.org/people/malupeeters/sounds/191350/

Sound effect title: 38 Caliber Gun Shot 5x
Recorded by Mike Koenig
License: Creative Commons Attribution 3.0
http://soundbible.com/375-38-Caliber-Gun-Shot-5x.html

Title: Bell 1.wav
License: Public domain
https://freesound.org/people/el1n/sounds/442749/ 

Gunshot and hoofbeat sounds taken from the public domain film “Lawless Frontier” (1934).
https://publicdomainmovies.info/lawless-frontier-1934-starring-john-wayne/

Sound effect title: bustle in the pub
License: Public domain
https://freesound.org/people/organicmanpl/sounds/403285/

Title: Medium Dog Growl.wav
License: public domain
https://freesound.org/people/lukofinc/sounds/246227/

Title: barking dog 2
License: public domain
https://freesound.org/people/roman_cgr/sounds/415023/

The image associated with this episode is a modified panel from Romantic Confessions, Vol. 2, No. 1, April-May 1951, page 23. Art by Bill Ely. Public domain.


Show Notes:

1. It’s not known whether Petra Wojciehowicz attended the Muncie College of Business Administration at the same time as its most famous alumnus, Norville Barnes.

2. “Hurry, Kato! We’re out to smash a writing racket!” Green Hornet smashed a fraudulent vanity publishing racket in an episode of his radio show. I have it on a CD but unfortunately I can’t find a free copy of it on the web to link to. It might have been called “Chiselling Ryder’s Writer Racket” and might have aired in 1939 or 40.

3. I thought they were rolling their Rs and exclaiming “Marone!” on The Sopranos, except subtitles showed “Madonn’!” This is also how I found out the word “capicola” is pronounced “gabba gool” by some people.

4. Would a Sergeant outrank detectives in a Homicide squad? Let’s just say getting ranks wrong is not the most egregious behavior of the Parabellum City Police Department.

5. I saw a Doberman and Collie together in the same fenced yard while I was out walking. They seemed like an odd pair, if your brain is poisoned by ideas of one breed of dog seeming macho and another seeming girly. It seemed funny that the Collie had a deeper bark than the Doberman. After briefly forgetting where I had seen them, I finally found the original pair again and recorded them for some of the barking sounds in this episode.

Sunday, November 15, 2020

The Quiz Scam - Episode 5

Falk Zildjian, indomitable hero by virtue of the fact that he carries a gun, confronts Regina, the Queenpin of organized crime in Parabellum City. Falk can stop Regina’s plan to rig a radio quiz show -- if she doesn’t have a trap waiting for him! (Spoilers: she does.) What kind of trap is it? Will Zildjian survive? Which radio quiz show is she trying to rig? Can you keep potential listeners interested in your teaser text by talking about minor details after you dropped spoilers? Find out now!

The Quiz Scam, episode 5 of This Gun in My Hand, was conjured by Rob Northrup. Rate and review it everywhere you can. See the links to the right side of your current screen to subscribe to this podcast or to buy my books. Little Heist in the Big Woods and Other Revisionist Atrocities is now available in pdf, and the paperback edition is coming soon. What’s new, pussycat? This Gun in My Hand!

This episode is available on Youtube, and in formats other than mp3 on archive.org.

Music and sound effects credits:

The opening theme was from The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), and the closing theme was from Killer Bait (1949), both films in the public domain. 

Modified versions of the sound effects listed below were used under a Creative Commons Attribution 3.0 License:

Title: Wind
Recorded by Mark DiAngelo
http://soundbible.com/1810-Wind.html

Title: Squishy 2
Recorded by Mike Koenig
http://soundbible.com/512-Squishy-2.html

Title: Boiling Geothermal Mud
By SDLx
https://freesound.org/people/SDLx/sounds/260101/#

Title: Running lady - Footsteps
By vikasfnu
https://freesound.org/people/vikasfnu/sounds/470770/