Monday, July 27, 2026

Not Funny - Episode 154

Black and white photo at an angle of first floor store fronts. The letters above windows and awnings show where neon signs have been removed, but the painted backgrounds still read, “PASTEY JEWELRY” and “HAMMOND LOAN CO.”	 Inside the windows of Pastey Jewelry are closed curtains, no merchandise displayed. The streets are empty. Along the right edge of the photo are notes by the photographer: HABS No. IN-233-17.

Can Falk turn over a new leaf? Are there any genres of story he hasn’t explored that would be worth trying? Why are alligators flat? Listen to find out!

Not Funny, episode 154 of This Gun in My Hand, was stripped of all humor by Rob Northrup. This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, archives, and to buy my books, such as Sisyphus, Eat Your Heart Out, available in paperback and ebook from Amazon. What keeps everyone around me from laughing? This Gun in My Hand!

Show Notes:
1. My mom told me the jokes about elephants jumping out of trees and the original Cherry Pachyderm joke probably 45 years ago.

2. Columbia Pictures released 28 Blondie films between 1938 and 1950, based on the newspaper comic strip.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blondie_(film_series)

3. According to etymonline dot com, the word “glitch” is thought to have been in circulation among radio broadcasters since the early 1940s, derived from the Yiddish glitsh, “a slip;” or German glitschen, “to slide or slip,” or gleiten, “to glide.”

4. You can find several copies of The Lester Dent Master Fiction Plot (or The Lester Dent Formula) online. First published in Writer’s Digest Yearbook 1936.
https://bruces.medium.com/the-lester-dent-master-plot-formula-by-lester-dent-6779fd822695

Credits:
Music in this episode came from these public domain films:
The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), and Too Late for Tears (1949, aka Killer Bait). Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals.

Other music during the commercial comes from the film Screaming Mimi (1958), which is available on archive.org. Some blogs claim it’s public domain.

The image accompanying this episode is a modified detail of the public domain photo “Detail of storefronts, south facade, east side - Indiana Hotel, 5116 Hohman Avenue, Hammond, Lake County, IN.” Photographer and date unknown.
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Detail_of_storefronts,_south_facade,_east_side_-_Indiana_Hotel,_5116_Hohman_Avenue,_Hammond,_Lake_County,_IN_HABS_IND,45-HAMM,2-17.tif

Image Alt text: Black and white photo at an angle of first floor store fronts. The letters above windows and awnings show where neon signs have been removed, but the painted backgrounds still read, “PASTEY JEWELRY” and “HAMMOND LOAN CO.” Inside the windows of Pastey Jewelry are closed curtains, no merchandise displayed. The streets are empty. Along the right edge of the photo are notes by the photographer: HABS No. IN-233-17.

Sunday, July 5, 2026

Interview With The Basketcase - Episode 153

Who’s this mysterious Miss Smith who speaks with animals? Will she reveal technological innovations from ladybugs or hamsters or marmosets to augment the power of Regina’s criminal empire? Will this be on the quiz? Listen to find out!
Interview With The Basketcase, episode 153 of This Gun in My Hand, was questioned and bugged by Rob Northrup. With special guest Melinda as the voice of Miss Smith (an obvious pseudonym). This episode and all others are available on Youtube with automatically-generated closed captions of dialog. Visit http://ThisGuninMyHand.blogspot.com for credits, show notes, archives, and to buy my books, such as Sisyphus, Eat Your Heart Out, available in paperback and ebook from Amazon. What helps hesitant people answer questions? This Gun in My Hand!

Show Notes:
1. I wrote interview questions and Melinda improvised answers based on the stories and world she has developed over decades about cats, ladybugs, hamquatches and other critters. Melinda started a zine around 1996 titled The Basketcase and has used variations on that as her internet handle for most of this century.
2. For more adventures with ladybugs and hamsters, listen to: 
Episode 74, “Fly Away Home.” https://archive.org/details/tgimh-74-fly-away-home
Episode 78, “Speed Detective.” https://archive.org/details/tgimh-78-speed-detective
Episode 133, “On Her Majesty’s Secret Scamper.” https://archive.org/details/tgimh-133-on-her-majestys-secret-scamper
Hamster Sex commercial in Episode 97, “How Did This Gun in My Hand Get Made.” https://archive.org/details/tgimh-97-how-did-this-gun-in-my-hand-get-made
3. Dramatis personae for critters mentioned by name in this episode:
Dolores - Hamquatch
Flicka - Ladybug
Jethro - Marmoset, married to Flicka
Flickthro and Jethica - marmobug twins, children of Jethro and Flicka
Jamyang - Hamyeti
4. Tater Tots were developed in 1953 and first sold in stores in 1956. Presumably Hamquatches knew how to make them before that and only shared the recipe with humans later.

Credits:
Music in this episode came from these public domain films:
The Sun Sets at Dawn (1950), and Too Late for Tears (1949, aka Killer Bait). Most of the music and sound effects used in the episode are modified or incomplete versions of the originals.

Sound Effect Title: Opening Door by skradz 
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/s/176611/ 

Sound Effect Title: Door opening and closing 7 by JakLocke 
License: Creative Commons Attribution 4.0 
https://freesound.org/s/261110/ 

Sound Effect Title: Footsteps Dress Shoes Wood Floor.wav
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/allrealsound/sounds/161756/

Sound Effect Title: Heels on Pavement.wav
License: Public Domain
https://freesound.org/people/B.Harkins/sounds/683658/

The image accompanying this episode is a modified detail of the public domain cover of All Detective Magazine, Volume 4, Number 10, August 1938. Artist unknown. The microphone image comes from a public domain photo, “Billie Holiday, Downbeat, New York, N.Y., ca. Feb. 1947 (William P. Gottlieb 04251).”
https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Billie_Holiday,_Downbeat,_New_York,_N.Y.,_ca._Feb._1947_(William_P._Gottlieb_04251).jpg

Image Alt Text: Painting of a young blond woman in white blouse with short puffy sleeves and red skirt, seated in a cane-bottom chair. She leans her head back in terror from a large radio microphone close to her face. They are framed by a keyhole shape with a yellow background within the keyhole, black surrounding the keyhole.